"'No post on Sundays,' he reminded them happily as he spread marmalade on his newspapers, 'no damn letters today -'"
Poor Uncle Vernon. Little did the muggle realize that the powers mounting against him had no use for the post.
Our own Susan fell victim to the same false sense of security. Rather than fleeing the country as any sensible BOTS player should at this point in the game, she assumed home would be safe this one day of the week.
Then, she looked out the window. No, there weren't owls.
It was much worse.
A skilled killer was at her door.
Luanne has struck again!
Susan rests in peace tonight with warm socks (quite pretty ones, too!).
Watch out everyone, Luanne is now formulating a plan to take down her next target.
The CSI team has finally completed its work at Esta's home. The scene was gruesome. Those with weak stomaches for fiber violence should look away now.
This time, the very socks that were used to take out Esta, died a brutal death themselves. The following report provides the details:
Date: February 09, 2008
CASE FILE: 21D5
DEPARTMENT: Homicide
Victim particulars
SEX: Female
NATIONALITY: Italian
GAUGE: 6
LENGHT: 1'2"
WEIGHT: 75g
IDENTIFYING MARKS: Several Tattoos, blue, on back and chest, depicting bicycle wheels,Flowing waves, and a long roadway.
CAUSE OF DEATH: Sharp force trauma to the torso.
REPORT
Victim found dead on scene, approx 14:30PM on 09/02/09. She was bound around the arms and legs, and appears to have suffered a single stab wound to the chest, causing trauma to the heart and lungs. The weapon was left at the scene. Weapon has been dusted for prints, but results were inconclusive.
Police are requesting any assistance the general public can offer. Any citizen with information can contact:
ALEXANDER JARDINE
**1-7 YORK STREET
ST. CATHARINES ON, CANADA
6 players remain alive and healthy.
2 are gravely ill.
What will tomorrow bring?
Well, tonight at least, brings a little treat for you. In honor of our BOTS II, we've decided to make the last week of our February sales all about the sock yarn. Between now and Saturday the 28th, all in-stock Araucania Ranco sock yarn will be 20% off both in the store and online. Enjoy!